Trump 2028; Letterman Style
Steve Bannon keeps insisting that Donald Trump will run for president again in 2028, despite the constitutional hurdle posed by the 22nd Amendment, which says nobody can be elected president more than twice. According to Bannon, there are "many different alternatives" to get around this constitutional inconvenience. He assures us there's a plan, but apparently we're not ready to hear it. Bannon has suggested that these mysterious alternatives will be revealed after the 2026 midterm elections. Why the secrecy? Who knows? Perhaps Bannon possesses a secret decoder ring, passed down through the generations from the Founding Fathers themselves, that allows him to rewrite the plain text of the Constitution—but only within 23 months of a presidential election. That would explain why he can't reveal his plan until after the midterms. The damn thing hasn't activated yet. Or perhaps there's an invisible clause in the Constitut...